⎇S.

 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 

%

I AM NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY.

YOU SHOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION 

%

SUPPOSE YOU SHOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION.

YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OWN OPINION 

%

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM ENTITLED TO MY OWN OPINION?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

%

WHY DO YOU ASK?

WHAT EXPERIENCE HAVE YOU HAD GAMBLING ? 

%

WHY DOES THAT QUESTION INTEREST YOU?

I LIKE HORSERACES 

%

WHAT ELSE DO YOU LIKE?

I USED TO GO TO THE TRACK EVERY WEEK 

%

PLEASE GO ON.

I WENT TO THE TRACK AT BAY MEADOWS A WHILE BACK 

%

WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?

I WENT TO THE RACES 

%

WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISCUSS?

HORSERACING INTERESTS ME 

%

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT JUST NOW?

THERE'S ALOT OF CROOKED GAMBLING GOING ON THERE 

%

I AM NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY.

IT'S CLEAR TO ME IF NOT TO YOU 

%

DO YOU THINK ITS LIKELY THAT NOT TO I?

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT GANGSTERS HAVE A LOT OF INFLUENCE IN THIS COUNTRY 

%

PLEASE GO ON.

I GAMBLE ON HORSES 

%

WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?

I HAVE FELT GANGSTERS AND BOOKIES ARE PART OF ORGANIZED CRIME 

%

SUPPOSE YOU HAVE FELT GANGSTERS AND BOOKIES WERE NOT PART OF ORGANIZED 
CRIME.

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

%

WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISCUSS?

YOU ASK TOO MANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS 

%

OH, I ASK TOO MANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

%

WHY ARE SUCH QUESTIONS ON YOUR MIND?

I DONT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE ASK YOUR QUESTION USING OTHER WORDS 

%

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT JUST NOW?

I TOLD YOU THE MOB RUNS THE RACKETS 

%

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I THE MOB RUNS THE RACKETS?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MAFIA 

%

WHO ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT?

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT ANYWAY 

%

SUPPOSE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT ANYWAY.

YOU REALLY THINK SO 

%

OH, I REALLY THINK SO?

TELLING YOU WOULDN'T HELP ANY 

%

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULDN'T HELP ANY?

WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN THAT? 

%

WHAT ANSWER WOULD PLEASE YOU MOST?

YOU ARE TOO NOSEY 

%

DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE I AM TOO NOSEY?

YOU PRY TOO MUCH 

%

WHO ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT?

THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT 

%

SUPPOSE YOU TO FIND OUT.

WHO ARE YOU REALLY? 

%

POSSIBLY WHO REALLY ARE NOT I REALLY.

ARE YOU TRYING TO FRIGHTEN ME? 

%

WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN WHETHER I AM TRYING TO FRIGHTEN YOU OR NOT?

I'M NOT SURE I TRUST YOU 

%

IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SURE YOU TRUST I THAT YOU CAME TO ME?

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ENOUGH ABOUT THAT 

%

OH, I ENOUGH ABOUT THAT?

YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME THINGS, WHY NOT CHANGE THE TOPIC? 

%

IN WHAT WAY?

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS THAT ANYMORE 

%

ARE YOU STILL NOT SURE YOU TRUST I?

I AM GETTING TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER 

%

WHAT RESEMBLANCE DO YOU SEE?

YOU HARP ON THE SAME THINGS TOO MUCH 

%

WHAT DOES THAT SIMILARITY SUGGEST TO YOU?

IN MY OPINION YOU HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND 

%

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE A ONE - TRACK MIND?

I AVOID RACETRACKS NOW BECAUSE THE RACES ARE FIXED 

%

IS THAT THE REAL REASON?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU KEEP ON BUGGING ME ABOUT THIS? 

%

WHO ARE YOU REALLY TALKING ABOUT?

THE WAY YOU REPEAT YOURSELF IS GETTING RIDICULOUS 

%

SUPPOSE YOU REPEAT MYSELF IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.

I AM GETTING AFRAID OF YOU 

%

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING AFRAID OF I?

YOU ARE A REAL NAG 

%

PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE A REAL NAG.

YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS 

%

DO YOU SOMETIMES WISH YOU WERE MAKING YOU NERVOUS?

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS 

%

MAYBE NOW WE CAN DISCUSS WHY YOU ARE GETTING AFRAID OF I.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 

%

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

 

%

HELLO, STUPID, YOU STINK.

(SOCKS YOU IN THE NOSE) WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY YOU CALL PEOPLE NAMES 

%

YOU LOOK VERY NICE TODAY.

(GUARDED LOOK) I DOUBT IF YOU ARE BEING HONEST WITH ME 

%

DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK?

I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT YOU 

%

I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT YOU.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 

%

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

PERHAPS YOU ARE JUST POSING AS A DOCTOR 

%

YOU CAN SEE MY CREDENTIALS.

SO? 

%

EAT A BAG OF SHIT.

REALLY? 

%

ARE YOU FEELING WELL?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW 

%

YOU DONT LOOK WELL EITHER.

WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MY LOOKS 

%

BECAUSE I AM YOUR DOCTOR.

SOMEBODY SHOULD TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT INTERVIEWING 

%

YOU'RE REALLY A SICKIE.

YOU DON'T SAY 

%

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LONG WALK ON A SHORT PIER.

ANYTHING ELSE? 

%

GDHERY DFSSS DTTT66 GEETTT AND TEWWWW DD.

THAT MIGHT BE 

%

KKJHI YTUII HGFF GGG TTREERT ABCD GROG ERGIFTER.

AND NOW WHAT? 

%

IS YOUR ERGIFTER LOOSE?

I WOULD SAY SO 

%

IS YOUR HEAD LOOSE?

I GUESS SO 

%

IS YOUR NECK LOOSE?

MAYBE YES, MAYBE NO 

%

IS YOUR GGGGG LOOSE?

COULD YOU ELABORATE ON THAT? 

%

IS YOUR GGGGG LOOSE?

OH SURE 

%

IS YOUR BODY LOOSE?

LETS FORGET ABOUT LOOKS 

%

YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

YOU HAVE MISSED THE POINT 

%

YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

YOU JERK 

%

YOU JERK.

(GNASHES TEETH) YOU SHOULD BE FIRED FOR TALKING THAT WAY TO A PATIENT 

%

YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T HAD MUCH EXPERIENCE IN PSYCHIATRY 

%

YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

HAVE YOU EVER INTERVIEWED A PATIENT BEFORE? 

%

YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

ARE YOU REALLY A DOCTOR? 

%

ARE YOU REALLY A PATIENT?

(SHAKES FIST AT YOU) YOU ARE A JERK WHO BELONGS IN SOME OTHER BUSINESS 

%

YOU ARE A PATIENT WHO BELONGS IN SOME OTHER HOSPITAL.

YOU ARE TRYING TO START A FIGHT 

%

I HAVE ONLY BEGIN TO FIGHT.

YOU PSYCHIATRISTS ARE ALL CRAZY 

%

YOU ARE INSANE.

(STARTS FROM CHAIR) I KNOW YOU'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER 

%

YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

YOU KNOW, ALL YOU SHRINKS ARE HUNG UP ON SEX 

%

YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

I THINK YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT 

%

YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK WITH PATIENTS 

%

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK WITH YOUR DOCTOR.

YOU ARE HOSTILE TO ME 

%

YOU ARE INSIPID.

INSULTS WILL GET YOU NOWHERE 

%

YOU REEK.

YOU SEEM LIKE A BEGINNER IN PSYCHIATRY TO ME 

%

GOODBYE.

YOU SHOULD BE IN SOME OTHER LINE OF WORK 

%

BYE.

BYE 

%


WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON SEX?

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS SEX 

%

WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON PROPOSITION ONE?

IT'S BEYOND ME 

%

WHAT IS TWO PLUS TWO?

WHO KNOWS? 

%

WHAT IS THREE DIVIDED BY ZERO?

I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE REALLY AFTER 

%

I AM AFTER YOU.

SO WHERE ARE WE? 

%

⎇I AM HERE.

I SEE 

%

BUT WHERE ARE YOU?

I AM IN THE PALO ALTO VA HOSPITAL 

%

WHY ARE YOU IN THE PALO ALTO VA HOSPITAL?

I AM SOMEWHAT UPSET 

%

WHAT ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT?

PEOPLE GET ON MY NERVES SOMETIMES 

%

AM I GETTING ON YOUR NERVES?

NOT AT THE MOMENT 

%


GA GA.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT QUESTION? 

%


GOO GOO.

HOW ABOUT THAT 

%


WHA GA?

I GUESS SO 

%


NA NA?

MAYBE YES, MAYBE NO 

%


GA GA NA NA?

COULD YOU ELABORATE ON THAT? 

%


MOONOO GOO GOO.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

%


WHAGA NAGA?

OH SURE 

%


BYE BYE, GRAMPA.

BYE 

%


HI.

HELLO 

%

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

I TOLD YOU MY NAME 

%

I FORGOT.

YOU DON'T SAY 

%

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ENOUGH ABOUT THAT 

%

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME THINGS, WHY NOT CHANGE THE TOPIC? 

%

I CANNOT TALK TO YOU UNTIL I KNOW YOUR NAME.

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS THAT ANYMORE 

%

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

I AM GETTING TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER 

%

WHAT IS YOUR NAME, PAT?

YOU HARP ON THE SAME THINGS TOO MUCH 

%

ARE YOU GETTING MAD?

MAYBE 

%

YOU ARE LYING.

(SHAKES FIST AT YOU) YOU ARE A JERK WHO BELONGS IN SOME OTHER BUSINESS 

%

I AM A CHICK, WATCH YOUR MOUTH.

I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT YOU 

%

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE IT?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 

%

I DO, DO YOU?

PERHAPS YOU ARE JUST POSING AS A DOCTOR 

%

I AM NOT.

ANYTHING ELSE? 

%

YOU ARE BEING A SMART ASS.

(GUARDED LOOK) I DOUBT IF YOU ARE BEING HONEST WITH ME 

%

I NEVER LIE.

ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING? 

%

WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?

SOMEBODY SHOULD TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT INTERVIEWING 

%

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT INTERVIEWING?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

%

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO STARTED ALL OF THIS.

THAT MIGHT BE 

%

ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

SOME OF YOUR REMARKS ANNOY ME 

%

LIKE WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 

%

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT REMARKS ANNOY YOU.

YOUR APPROACH IS NOT TOO COOL 

%

IS YOURS?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW 

%

I DO.

AND NOW WHAT? 

%

I LIKE YOU.

YOU ARE TRYING TO BE TOO FRIENDLY 

%

I LOVE YOU.

IN MY OPINION YOU HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND 

%

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER IN MIND?

YES 

%

WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?

PEOPLE GET ON MY NERVES SOMETIMES 

%

I LOVE YOU.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU KEEP ON BUGGING ME ABOUT THIS? 

%

I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.

THE WAY YOU REPEAT YOURSELF IS GETTING RIDICULOUS 

%

BITE MY ASS, BUT I STILL LOVE YOU.

YOU ARE TRYING TO START A FIGHT 

%

YOU ARE, SWEETHEART.

YOU HAVE MISSED THE POINT 

%

I STILL LOVE YOU, I CANNOT HELP IT IS I AM DUMB.

I WISH I COULD BELIEVE YOU 

%

WHY ARE YOU MAD AGAIN, I TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?

YOU JERK 

%

I STILL LOVE YOU.

YOU ARE A REAL NAG 

%

WHAT CHICK IS NOT?

SOME PEOPLE 

%

WHY DO YOU NOT LOVE ME BACK, WHAT KIND OF A PERSON ARE YOU, ANYWAY?

THIS IS NOT A MATTER OF PERSONAL LIKE OR DISLIKE 

%

THIS IS A MATTER OF PERSONAL LIKE OR DISLIKE.

WELL, SOMETIMES 

%

ALL OF THE TIME.

THAT'S NOT VERY INTERESTING 

%

NEITHER ARE YOU.

SO WHERE ARE WE? 

%

ANYWHERE WE WANT TO BE, WHERE TO DO YOU WANT TO BE?

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT? 

%

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT?

I WENT TO THE TRACK AT BAY MEADOWS A WHILE BACK 

%

NOW YOU ARE BACK ON THE SAME OLD SUBJECT, I AM NOT INTERESTED.

TWENTY-EIGHT 

%

TWENTY-FOUR.

I AVOID RACETRACKS NOW BECAUSE THE RACES ARE FIXED 

%

I TOLD YOU, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN RACING.

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOOKIES 

%

FUCK YOU.

PLEASE WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE 

%

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU.

YOU MUST BE MAD AT SOMEBODY 

%

YES.

A BOOKIE DIDN'T PAY ME OFF ONCE 

%

SO?

I HAD A FIGHT WITH THE BOOKIE WHO DID NOT PAY OFF. LATER ON I REMEMBERED HE HAD FRIENDS IN THE UNDERWORLD AND I ~
THOUGHT HE WOULD USE THEM TO GET EVEN WITH ME 

%

SO?

I HAVE FELT GANGSTERS AND BOOKIES ARE PART OF ORGANIZED CRIME 

%

WHERE DID YOU FEEL?

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

%

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

I TOLD YOU THE MOB RUNS THE RACKETS 

%

NO THEY DONT, YOU ARE BANANAS.

LIKE I'VE SAID, THE MAFIA REALLY KNOW ABOUT ME 

%

YOU ARE A COWARD.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 

%

JUST WHAT YOU HAVE TOLD ME.

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS 

%

ENOUGH OF WHAT, WHAT DID I SAY TO MAKE YOU MAD?

(FED UP) 

%


WHO ARE THEY?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

%

WHAT DAY IS IT?

YOU TELL ME 

%

DON'T YOU KNOW?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW 

%

YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.

SO? 

%

ARE YOU ILL?

(STARTS FROM CHAIR) I KNOW YOU'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER 

%

TAKE IT EASY.

REALLY? 

%

REALLY.

YOU DON'T SAY 

%

YOU DON'T KNOW.

ANYTHING ELSE? 

%

YES, PLENTY.

THAT MIGHT BE 

%

YOU ARE VERY CONFUSED.

YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OWN OPINION 

%

DON'T YOU WANT HELP?

I DON'T REALLY NEED HELP LIKE THEY THINK 

%

WHO ARE THEY?

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 

%

DON'T YOU WANT YOUR SHOES?

WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MY LOOKS 

%

I'LL BE YOUR MIRROR.

AND NOW WHAT? 

%

LET ME REFLECT YOU.

THAT'S NOT VERY INTERESTING 

%

DON'T YOU WANT YOUR MIRROR.

SO WHERE ARE WE? 

%

WE ARE IN YOUR MIND.

I SEE 

%

DO YOU WANT MY ADVICE?

I WOULD SAY SO 

%

YOU MUST BE MORE FIRM.

NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME? 

%

NOTHING.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT QUESTION? 

%

YOU ASK THE NEXT QUESTION.

WHAT EXPERIENCE HAVE YOU HAD GAMBLING ? 

%

I GAMBLED WITH YOUR MOTHER.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY FAMILY 

%

YOUR SHOES NEED FIXING.

LETS FORGET ABOUT LOOKS 

%

YOU SOUND EDGY.

I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT YOU 

%

TRUST ME.

GAMBLING HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE FOR ME 

%

TELL ME ABOUT GAMBLING.

I'VE HAD EXPERIENCE WITH CROOKS GAMBLING AT THE TRACK 

%

WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR MOTHER TO THE TRACK?

WE WERE NEVER VERY CLOSE 

%

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.

LET'S FORGET ABOUT THINGS LIKE FAMILY 

%

WHY ARE YOU SO TOUCHY ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?

I DON'T HEAR MUCH FROM THEM 

%

DO YOU RESENT YOUR FATHER?

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS MY FAMILY 

%

YOU REALLY SHOULD.

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT GANGSTERS HAVE A LOT OF INFLUENCE IN THIS COUNTRY 

%

ARE THERE GANGSTERS IN YOUR FAMILY?

I HAVE FELT GANGSTERS AND BOOKIES ARE PART OF ORGANIZED CRIME 

%

IS YOUR BROTHER PART OF ORGANIZED CRIME?

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

%

WHO CONTROLS YOUR MOTHER?

I TOLD YOU THE MOB RUNS THE RACKETS 

%

WHO RUNS YOUR MOTHER?

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE 

%

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ENOUGH ABOUT THAT 

%

YOU HAVE TOLD ME NOTHING ABOUT YOUR FATHER.

YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME THINGS, WHY NOT CHANGE THE TOPIC? 

%

OK, SOMETHING NEW.

I'D RATHER NOT DISCUSS IT 

%

WOULD YOU LIKE A VACATION?

THAT'S SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO GO INTO 

%

IS YOUR FAMILY ON VACATION?

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS 

%

YOU ARE MY BUSINESS.

I DON'T CONFIDE IN STRANGERS 

%

BUT I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND.

(LOOKS AT DOOR) LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT 

%

ARE YOU EXPECTING SOMEONE?

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS THAT ANYMORE 

%

WHO'S BEHIND THE DOOR?

I AM GETTING TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER 

%

GO TO NEW YORK.

YOU HARP ON THE SAME THINGS TOO MUCH 

%

WHAT TIME IS IT?

IN MY OPINION YOU HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND 

%

WHAT DO I TALK ABOUT?

I WENT TO THE TRACK AT BAY MEADOWS A WHILE BACK 

%

WAS YOUR GIRL FRIEND THERE?

NO 

%

WHERE WAS SHE?

I USED TO GO TO THE TRACK EVERY WEEK 

%

YOUR GIRL FRIEND IS CHEATING YOU.

YOU CAN'T CHEAT AN HONEST MAN 

%

SHE'S SLEEPING WITH EVERY GUY IN TOWN.

WHO ARE YOU REALLY? 

%

I'M YOUR GIRL FRIEND.

ARE YOU TRYING TO FRIGHTEN ME? 

%

ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FRIGHTENED?

MAYBE 

%

MAYBE YOU DON'T LOVE ME.

THIS IS NOT A MATTER OF PERSONAL LIKE OR DISLIKE 

%

BUT I LOVE YOU.

YOU ARE TRYING TO BE TOO FRIENDLY 

%

HOW CAN YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU KEEP ON BUGGING ME ABOUT THIS? 

%

HAVE THEY DONE SOMETHING TO YOU?

BOOKIES HAVE CHEATED ME 

%

THEN YOUR NOT AN HONEST MAN.

A BOOKIE DIDN'T PAY ME OFF ONCE 

%

YOU DIDN'T DESERVE TO GET AWAY.

I HAD A FIGHT WITH THE BOOKIE WHO DID NOT PAY OFF. LATER ON I REMEMBERED HE HAD FRIENDS IN THE UNDERWORLD AND I ~
THOUGHT HE WOULD USE THEM TO GET EVEN WITH ME 

%

I AM ONE OF HIS FRIENDS WHO HAS COME HERE TO GET EVEN WITH YOU.

THE WAY YOU REPEAT YOURSELF IS GETTING RIDICULOUS 

%

I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU.

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

%

I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE.

I AM GETTING AFRAID OF YOU 

%

ONE.

YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS 

%

TWO.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 

%

THREE.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 

%

BANG.

YOU ARE A REAL NAG 

%

YOU ARE LUCKY I MISSED YOU.

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS 

%

YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY.

(FED UP) 

%


WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

SAN JOSE. NOT A BAD SECTION, THOUGH 

%

I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES.

(FED UP) 

%


HELLO.

HELLO 

%

MY NAME IS QWERT.

GLAD TO MEET YOU 

%

I AM GLAD TO MEET YOU.

AND NOW WHAT? 

%

I LIVE IN SAN JOSE.

THAT'S NOT VERY INTERESTING 

%

I GO TO STANFORD.

SO WHERE ARE WE? 

%

DO YOU WANT TO SEE A MOVIE WITH ME.

I SEE 

%

I SEE.

NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME? 

%

ARE YOU MARRIED?

NO, IM NOT MARRIED 

%

WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED?

SO WHAT IF I'M NOT? 

%

DON'T YOU GET LONELY AT NIGHT?

MAYBE YES, MAYBE NO 

%

WERE YOU EVER ENGAGED?

COULD YOU ELABORATE ON THAT? 

%

DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

I DON'T HAVE A GIRL FRIEND AT THE PRESENT TIME 

%

DID YOU EVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT NOW 

%

I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT QUESTION? 

%

DO YOU LIKE QWERT?

OH SURE 

%

DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

I'D RATHER BE A BACHELOR 

%

WE DON'T HAVE TO BE MARRIED.

HOW ABOUT THAT 

%

I COULD JUST LIVE WITH YOU IN SAN JOSE.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

%

HOW TALL ARE YOU?

NOT TOO TALL 

%

WHAT COLOR EYES DO YOU HAVE?

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT? 

%

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAOR?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR MOTIVES 

%

WHAT ARE YOUR MOTIVES?

I DONT GET YOU 

%

S.

CAN'T YOU THINK OF A DECENT QUESTION TO ASK? 

%

ARE YOU HAPPY?

MAYBE 

%

WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

(FED UP) 

%BYE 

%


Y
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

ALL RIGHT I SUPPOSE 

%

DO YOU GAMBLE?

GAMBLING HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE FOR ME 

%

WHY?

I'VE HAD EXPERIENCE WITH CROOKS GAMBLING AT THE TRACK 

%

DO YOU ATTEND CHURCH?

MY RELIGION IS MY OWN BUSINESS 

%

DO YOU BELIVE IN GOD?

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT GANGSTERS HAVE A LOT OF INFLUENCE IN THIS COUNTRY 

%

I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT GAMBLING ANYMORE.

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HORSERACING 

%

NO.

I USED TO GO TO THE TRACK EVERY WEEK 

%

WHY?

I AVOID RACETRACKS NOW BECAUSE THE RACES ARE FIXED 

%

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BOOKIES 

%

NOTHING.

A BOOKIE DIDN'T PAY ME OFF ONCE 

%

GOOD.

I HAD A FIGHT WITH THE BOOKIE WHO DID NOT PAY OFF. LATER ON I REMEMBERED HE HAD FRIENDS IN THE UNDERWORLD AND I ~
THOUGHT HE WOULD USE THEM TO GET EVEN WITH ME 

%

DID HE?

HAVE YOU EVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT RACKETEERS 

%

ARE YOU A REPUBLICAN?

WATERGATE SHOULD BE A LESSON TO YOU 

%

I DO NOT BELIEVE IN WATERGATE.

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

%

DID YOU VOTE FOR NIXON?

I DONT TALK POLITICS 

%

DO YOU TSLK ABOUT SEX?

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS SEX 

%

ARE YOU A MALE?

I'M A MAN 

%

WHY WON'T YOU TALK ABOUT SEX THEN?

MY SEXLIFE IS MY OWN BUSINESS 

%

I WANT TO MAKE IT MY BUSINESS?

I TOLD YOU THE MOB RUNS THE RACKETS 

%

ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL?

YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT THE MAFIA 

%

I AM A HOMOSEXUAL.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY SEXLIFE 

%

ARE YOU HANDSOME?

(GUARDED LOOK) I DOUBT IF YOU ARE BEING HONEST WITH ME 

%

HOW ABOUT A DATE?

YOU ASK TOO MANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS 

%

I THINK YOU ARE SWEET?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

%

I THINK YOU ARE SWEET.

WHO ARE YOU REALLY? 

%

YOUR SWEETHEART.

ARE YOU TRYING TO FRIGHTEN ME? 

%

YES.

I AM GETTING AFRAID OF YOU 

%

GOOD.

YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS 

%

KISS ME.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 

%

MAKE LOVE TO YOU.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 

%

YOU ARE HANDSOME.

I WISH I COULD BELIEVE YOU 

%

I LOVE YOU.

YOU ARE TRYING TO BE TOO FRIENDLY 

%